"Take the Skinheads Bowling"

Every day, I get up and pray to jah
And he decreases
the number of clocks by exactly one
Everybody’s comin'
home for lunch these days
Last night there were
skinheads on my lawn

Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling
Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling

Some peole say that
bowling alleys got big lanes
Some people say that
bowling alleys all look the same
There’s not a line that
goes here that rhymes with anything
I had a dream last night,
but I forget what it was
I had a dream last night
about you, my friend
I had a dream—
i wanted to sleep next to plastic
I had a dream—
I wanted to lick your knees
I had a dream—
it was about nothing

"Viekää skinit saunaan"

Joka aamu nousen kuin haamu "tsah"
En tahdo muistaa
menneitä niin kuin ne on
Tahdon muistaa
ne vain niin kuin tahdon
Toissa yönä
skinit ryönäs nurmen

Viekää skinit saunaan
Viekää saunaan
Viekää skinit saunaan
Viekää saunaan

Toisten mielestä
on tervaa, sauna puhdistaa
Toisten mielestä
on suomalaisten mammonaa
Tässä biisissä on
unen faunaa niin muistan
Toissa yönä uneksin,
on se täysin musta
Toissa yönä uneksin,
on uni silti susta
Yön uneksin—
vain nukkua tahdoin
Yön uneksin—
polvitaipees puhdistin
Yön uneksin—
ja kielen katkaisin

Music/Lyrics by
Camper van Beethoven

Finnish lyrics by SidSid Keränen.
March 17th, 2006, 10 a.m. to 10:45 a.m.