"I Kill the John!"
I was in the bath – an' guess what, not alone
I have a spacesuit – in hard use, ya know
They're only big legs an' tits
Ship flew round an' round – like a water-bed
The tube was my spacefly
Like a bursted membrane – it was painted hash red
I was in the bath – with gals which were nutties
An' I touched every inch,
I toutched every inch – of their perfect bodies
An' I swam in without itch
(But the door!)
My spaces were smashed – by uninvited visitors
'Cause on the doorplace
There were a big man – who said, "Fritz has a private orgy" (spoken!)
an' I'd like to pissed on his face
Big eagleman came in – with his smiling face
My spaceship's his tube
He didn't take only – my place in my space
He took also my nudes
An' then came an another man
An' then the another one
An' then the another
An' then the another, more!
When manmountain rose up – my spaceship was gone
They overloaded my speeder
It couldn't fly with – all those fleshy shakedowns
Ship neede only one leader
"Fritz has a Jesus-complex", – they said 'cause gal's like a nun
I took one more spacepill – an' vanished
Ah, yes! I heard right: – t'were cops with big guns
They shouted an' screamed
No answer to screamers – only some slats an' slits
Somebody rushed in – maybe a cop
My uninvited visitors – slats an' slits turned to kicks an' hits
But my pill rose me to the top
Litps of the toilet-seat – split me out like a colt
I swung in the air, in the sun
I saw colours an' balls – an' cop's bloody bolts
I took big fuckin' gun
I pushed the trigger – an' it split out one BOOF
"I kill the John!" I screamed
When big waves of the water – split out the roof
"I kill the John!" I screamed
I kill the John!
I kill the John!
I kill the John!
I kill the John!