"Rocks and Steel, I Act"
Massive Metal Mushroom forces in my house
It grows all around me an' like a mouse
It eats my mind and gets me rouse – up
Gotta fill my underwear with rocks and steel
I lay down and try to listen good music
But Mushroom's on my neck again an' makes me sick
It takes me wholly, hadda do som'thing big
I take Jimi an' let it feel so real
I'm out to see the movies sitting in the snowdrift
I could get pneumonia, if she doesn't show a gift
Rise myself on toes to see phenacistusscope's rift
Gotta fill my underwear with rocks and steel
Massive Metal Mushroom lays in my bookcase
That fungus dirts my comics and occupies suitcase
I can't even change I wear an' that's a bad case
Gotta make my underwear myself or steal
In drink-and-have-some-fun -tube I sit with myself
Spend my time winking eye with local opossum-elf
her spear side sticks me slightly to the shelf
Gotta take double-eight with rocks and steel