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Season 1, Extra 1: Merry Xmas (Police)

BBC. Original Air Date—24 December 1981.
Authors: Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer, Kenny Everett
Cast: Kenny Everett, John Arnatt, Mollie Maureen, Patsy Smart, Philip Trewinnard, Johnny Wade
Sexy girls: Cleo Rocos, Paula Griffin, Denise Gyngell, Mandy Perryment
Special guest appearances: Billy Connolly, David Frost, Bob Geldorf, Terry Wogan
Director: Bill Wilson
Producer: James Moir

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Sketches:

• Newspaper headlines: Everett joins BBC (ITV1 burries Ken into the grave, BBC1 digs out)
• Ken with TVs: From inside my chest
• Behind the scenes of the BBC: BUM (with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls and Terry Wogan) [Appeared also in BestPT]
• The punk Gizzard Puke: Short, fat geezer wtih red suit, white beard, cigar
• BBC Boardroom: DJ for dinner jacket?
• Gladys and Elsie tea break (served by Cleo Rocos, with Billy Connolly): No bra [See also Variation #2 of the same joke in S02e08 and BestPT / Thames variation in both tS04E02 and tBest3]
• Ken with TVs: Hot Ted Heath
• British politician: Everybody's getting the media
• A short insert with Cleo Rocos and the three other sexy girls: Pull the cracker, crack the nut
• Cupid Stunt: Bloodbath of the naked vixens [Appeared also in BestPT]
• Latest desing (with Bob Geldorf): The designer inside the jeans
• Ken with TVs: The best two men in pair of jeans joke plus fast forewards to...
• Ken playing grand piano in white suit: Bearded woman
• A short insert with Cleo Rocos in sexy undergarment and Bob and Ken walking by in pair of jeans
• Lennard Geofrey and the BBC Shopping list: Trustscot & Ridley shooting stick (with Cleo Rocos and the other three girls)
• Ken with TVs: Non-interview with Sting
• MUSIC CLIP: "Spirits in the Material World" by The Police
• BBC Boardroom: Who's that?
• Dentist (with sexy nurse): Performes for dummy audience, Variation #1
• The punk Gizzard Puke: Big geezer, little rod
• Dentist (with sexy nurse): Performes for dummy audience, Variation #2: Dove and flowers
• Cupid Stunt: Three Musketeers in Africa with pygmies
• Mr. McGregers non-Scotch ice-cream bar (with Billy Connolly)
• Old archieve tape of the origin of prev. sketch: Non-Jewish ice-cream bar
• Short insert with girls (including Cleo Rocos) in undergarment: This sketch was not too bad, Variation "white" [see the same Variation "white" in BestPT; see also Variation "blue" in both S01e02 and S01e06 / Thames Variation "line" in tS04E01, Naughty2 and tBest3; Variation "rope" in both tS04E02 and tBest3; variation "school" in tS01e02, t01e03 and tBest2]
• Ken with TVs: Buster Keaton's house fell down on him trick, Variation #1
• Barney Shamroc: A Barney rerun of the Keaton trick #1
• Frenchman Marcel Wave: Photmato with a sexy girl and Bob Geldorf
• British politician: Everything on one man
• Ken with TVs: Bad taste
• Shoot the Dog: Skippy
• BBC Boardroom: What happened then?
• A short insert with Cleo Rocos and two other sexy girls: And now... in the desert
• A non-Jewis Arabic ice-cream tent (with Billy Connolly)
• That's the end of the show with Skippy, part BBC S01X01: Humble little show

CREATED: October 10, 2008. MODIFIED: October 16, 2011